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My wife bought herself three dildos. I thought it must be one for each hole, until I saw her taping them together. Halfway through my shift at the Photo Shop, a guy came in to pick up some photos of his naked wife. Naturally, I had a little peek as I handed them over.
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A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume.
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